Alright you guys are going to get a treat !
These are the only two jokes I can ever remember the punchlines to.
(Alaskayorkie - yes I do know that I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition - but it's the weekend
). What's yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard!
Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow? So he could hide upside down in the custard.
they always make me laugh!