LOL ok i know this might not be to funny but..... What about in addition to what you are doing tape or glue his computer mouse to the desk or have a coworker handcuff him to the chair and have them tell him the key is on the top shelf somewhere and he has to go on a scavenger hunt to find it looking for clues along the way and at the end when he finds it have something like the gorilla or stripper waiting for him and make him do something totally emabarrasing to get the key from them lol |