02-07-2007, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dawgcrazee A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation:
"I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his Harley, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum."............
Hope you had a laugh...
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Ha Ha Ha! That was a good one - I sent it to my brother who just had open heart surgery and thus, has a sore STERNUM! I hope he doesn't laugh too hard!!!
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