Awfie, Awfie, whewefo awt dou, Alwfie? Oo widdle dickens, did oo get my name agin? Dat's da bestest supwise ever!! Fiwst, da liber tweets. As you know, I don't hab many toys - onwy enub to cubber da wiving woom and dining woom fwoor, except fo da ones dat awe scattewed in ebewy udder woom. So it didn't take my gwammy bewwy wong to find my kong bone fow da tweet, (onwy a hab howa). Yummy!. Den, da pixie stick - i chewed and chewed on it all nite an my gwammy wet me take it to bed wid us. And da bawentine BoBo Doggie, I wub him, an my gwammy wet me take him to bed, too, eben tho he was kinda wet and swobbery. My gwammy wet me put my pixie stick an my BoBo wight up next to hew face cause I sweep wight next to hew face too, so we boat got to smeww da stick aww nite wong. I don't know why my gwammy kep makin faces at my stick - it smewws weawwy good. An she didn't mind wayin on da wet BoBo jus cuz she wubb's me sooooo much. An I reawwy, reawwy. wub da pitchurs of oooo. I am gonna put em in a spesul fwame an put em next to your udder pitchur. Dank ooo sooo much Awfie an Whitney. I wub ooo boat soooo much. An yes, yes, yes, Awfie, I will be ooo's bawentine foebber.
Tank ooo, Tank ooo, Tank-ooo, bewy, bewy much.
