[CO_yorkie_momma]

Keep in mind how many of these your four-legged, furry friends have already broken!

1. I will not eat others' poop.
2. If I happen to eat a little poop, I will not lick my human's face three minutes later.
3. I live in a safe place. I do not have to bury fifteen dollar novelty squeaky toys in the back yard.
4. I will walk to the tile, or at least not walk to the carpet when I need to vomit.
5. I am lucky to even be in the car. I will no longer insist that the window be rolled down when it's raining or wipe my runny nose on the glass.
6. I do not have to follow my mother or father in to the bathroom and rest my head on their leg every single time they are on the toilet.
7. I am officially giving up the squirrel.
8. I will not follow large peeing dogs quite so closely.
9. My head does not belong in the refrigerator or on a human's plate.
10. I will not intentionally roll my toys under the couch and bark and cry just because I think it's funny when my human retrieves them