[celstu1]

Originally Posted by Kodak

Wow, I'm just getting back on and I'm cracking up at some of these. I could write a book off the replies here and some of these are too funny. I understand and can relate to the serious and the funny answers. My thoughts are described in this poem:

I won't use sex to get what I need, I will use sex so I can get pleased.
To each his own & not trying to be funny, I'm not sexing him just to get some dayum money.
My azz works hard to buy my own Gucci, I refuse to settle by giving up the coo*chi!
I won't bump & grind for that almighty dollar, I'll do extra hours for the Prada & Gabanna.
I purchased my pups with my hard earned money, when asked what they cost, I said "not much honey"
I love my yorkies, they fill my heart with joy, but to get another I won't be his toy.
When I get down & dirty, and I get real flirty, it's for my own pleasure be it late night or early. If I use sex as a weapon, it's to my discretion.
When it's time to get it on & yell & hoot, rest assure I'm not "putting out" just for some loot.
{{{running out my own post before I get in trouble}}}

did you just make that up??

That is sooooooooo GREAT!!! I laughed soooo hard!!! :