I just rec'd this in an email and had to share.......
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park when a crazed rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving the life of his friend!
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident and rushes over to interivew the boy. "Young Pacers Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Pacers fan" the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Indiana, I just assumed you were" says the reporter and begins writing in his notebook again.
"Hoosier's Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack" he writes
"But I'm not a Hoosiers fan either" says the little boy.
"Sorry, but since we're in Indiana, I just assumed you were" says the reporter and begins to write again.
"Colts Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack" he writes
"I'm not a Colts fan either" says the little boy
"Again, I assumed since we were in Indiana, everyone was either a Pacers, Hoosiers or Colts fan. What team do you root for??"
The little boy replies, "I'm a Bears fan"
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook........
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"Little Bastard from Chicago Kills Beloved Family Pet"
GOOOOO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!