My girl's name is Ms. Porkchop but we call her Porkie.......Porkie the Yorkie. I'm a teacher and have a somewhat difficult to pronounce Hungarian last name, especially for a child in Kindergarten. Long story short, a boy in my class just couldn't get my name right, he was certain it was "Ms. Porkchop." So, when we got our Yorkie we thought it'd be cute to name her that.