"Hello everyone, this is Oscar ben Hernandez Mullineaux down in the west Texas town of El Paso and I'm looking for an Italian greyhound. If anyone has one, please leave me a message and I'll come get it."
So, Sally's dad, Abraham MacAllister Schoenicke left his nephew, Oscar ben Hernandez Mullineaux down in the west Texas town of El Paso, a message about the Italian greyhound who by now was getting very tired of all this nonsense and wanted some food and a nap.
Namer agreed to give the little dog to whomever wanted it for the startling price of $2.37, all in pennies. |