What? sell the kids...hmmm..sell the kids...if I didn't sell my oldest daughter for cutting all the heads off my pictures to do a school project of a family tree, or sell my youngest for pretending to be Picasso on the living room tile, (need I go on...she even drew on Chloe's stomach once)
A woman goes to the chiropractor because her back hurt so much. While the dr examines her, she says her back hurts from doing it "doggy style". Well, he says, there are other positions, you know". "I know," she answers, "but my dog has bad breath!" Gotta keep the sense of humour or take prozac at least! Keep writing...
