Hi Victri - thankyou for telling me your story - I enjoyed reading it.
Yeah, well, Cooks loves anything that is for human consumption only, and she looooves Chicken McNuggets too - if I am drinking from a can of beer, she licks the rim and I have to put it out of her reach otherwise I will have a drunken Yorkie staggering round the bedrom. I will talk to her, ask her things like "what do you want, baby?" and she will twist her head from side to side as if it is on rollers. She will sit and bark at me and I will say "excuse me, madam, who do you think you're talking to???" and she will increase her volume and the verbal 'fight' goes on. Then if I am using the mouse on my laptop, she does this silly growl that sounds like an aggravated bee and at the same time will nibble my knuckle, or she will climb onto my chest and stick her butt in my face and her front paws on my hands to stop me from typing.
She has brought me many things, but one thing I overlooked was the fact that I have made some lovely friends on this site and it is all because of her.
Loooove the way she orders food for herself, I am glad she didn't order any meds while at the druggist though - not sure where that would have led. My vet told me that feeding her human food is not good for her, I told her that she should try and go around Petsmart and pick out something that she will like - although the human food I give her is limited, she has a way of sending me on the guilt trip. She will lay at my feet and if I pick her up for a cuddle, she turns her head away as if she is saying "no, ain't talking to you" or she will put her front paws into my face with that "talk to the paw, explain it to the floor" attitude.
Love the bit where you described Yorkies as "babies with fur" and I also miss the "daddy, where are you going - take me" thing |