Dear YT,
Please accept my application for membership to the YT Teapot Club. The vet told me today that I weigh 7.25 pounds, and based on this, I feel that I am eligible.
I hoped this day would come--but so far I have been hovering in the 6.5 lb. range for several years. I really think this might have something to do with a new scale, but hey---I'll take it.
My vet tells me that I am NOT fat, and I am in tip-top shape, due to my rigorous exercise regime of soccer and chasing birds that have the nerve to land in MY yard. My momma is constantly telling me how beautiful I am, and I suspect I am just a big-boned girl (like momma!).
Thank you for considering my application.
Edith Jones
