I am not hawving a dood day guys! I am doo sweepy dat I can't kweep my eyes open. And now mommie dust caught me peepeeing on top of da couch by da window, so I dust got welled at.
But I dink I was too tirwerd to even wealize I had to peepee.
Mommie had to cwean da couch, da fwoor and da window and window sill. I fweel weally bad cuz people are coming over at 1:00 to wook at da house, so mommie is even more stwessed out now cuz of me!
I said I was torry dough. Dat was my 1st accident in da house in 3 monthes.