You guys are all on form today!  This thread had me 

 with all your talk of yorkie 

.  Maybe you guys can train Fletcher and Coco that a 

 will do first thing in the morning! LOL!   
My two always try to "slip the tongue" when I'm trying to do my yoga routine.  They wait until my arms and legs are thoroughly intertwined then BAM!  Little SODS! 
Dixie doesn't like to kiss her grandma cos her grandma smokes 

.  And Dougal is the master of packing a sad.  I've never met a dog with so many moods.   Dixie also refuses to talk to me on work mornings.