OMG I am laughing my butt off here!!
I have a couple to share.
When my husband and I were dating and doing what some dating couples do
lol he planned a special evening out (movies dinner etc) and told me to "wear something easy to get into"
So I ofcourse am all excited so I put on this sexy red imitation silk dress and off we go. My dress had a loose skirt and was very soft and only zipped and once it was unzipped it would drop right off (well he DID say easy to get into!!) So we stop for gas and it was a windy night...I told him I would run in and pay after he pumped. So he got done and I am walking into pay and here comes this huge gust of wind and yep, my skirt flies right up over my face! Thank god I was wearing undies!! He comes running up and grabs my skirt, jerks it down, and walks in with me HOLDING MY SKIRT DOWN. So I hand over the money and the attendant is laughing and Hubby and I walk back out to the car the same way we walked in (didn't want a repeat perfomance) and when we got back in the car he asks, "Why did you wear THAT dress?" I replied that he wanted something easy to get into and his rely was "Not THAT EASY!!!"
We got married two years later and had our daughter that first year. We went shopping at Walmart and my daughter was only a few weeks old. I wanted my hair cut so my hubby said he would just look around with the baby while I got my hair done. I had just nursed our daughter so we figured she would be ok while Daddy shopped. Well it took longer to do my hair then we thought and when I was finally done I charge off looking for my husband. I hear a baby crying in Sporting Goods so I head over there and sure enough I recognized my husbands voice trying to soothe our daughter. As soon as I round the corner my husband blurts out, "I can't pop out a tit like your mom can!" I never wanted the floor to swallow me until that moment!
A few years later, we had moved from Tennessee back to Ohio. Our daughter was 20 months old and I was 6 weeks away from delivering our oldest son. Well, since my hubby had changed jobs we lost my medical coverage once we moved to Ohio so we had an appointment at a county office to see if I could get medical on myself just until the baby was born. The waiting room was set up with toys for children and we were enjoying watching our daughter play with a doll and a doll stroller. Suddenly the little doll falls out of the stroller. Our sweet little girl walks around the stroller, picks the doll up, turns her over and SPANKS HER THREE TIMES ON THE BUM!
puts the doll back in the stroller and points her tiny finger at it and GROWLS!
There were about a dozen other people in the room and they all crack up laughing and hubby does too and I am sitting there sputtering "where did she learn THAT?" (we had never spanked at that point in her life nor had she been around kids that were spanked far as we knew at that time). I was very glad when they called our names and we got to leave!