OK, I'm up for this.
Tink would say "slurp, slurp, Mama I wub u cuz u rescood me fwum dat mean owd wady who wuz gonna kiwl me. I wike to wik yur mowf and yur ies and u by me pwetty cwothes n stuf and u feed me gud fud and gib me wots and wots of hugs and kisses. I wanna stay wid u foreber and eber. And I pwomis to wern to potty on the pad." slurp, slurp "And I miss the poddle bruder u had for me when I came, he wuz bery nice to me and I wubed him." |