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Originally Posted by Jenn218

Thanks for bumping this up - I missed it the first time it was around! I about died from laughter reading it.

Here is one of mine -

When I was younger and looked good, I had a little black dress on (looking ever so cute). I worked at our local university and this new (really good looking guy) was hired to be my boss. Well, one day, we walked into a building to look at a room that had been burned by faulting wiring. I had put my sunglasses on my head (again trying to look cute). I wasn't familiar w/ the building at all. We walked down the hallway to survey the damages to the hallway and room. As we walked around the corner, I walked right into a divider wall, knocked me down, knocked my sunglasses off, etc. He was aways behind me, and when he came up to me, he asked if I ran into the wall...I was like "NO". Anyway, I just about DIED!!! I had a headache for about three days after that and I never could look at him again!

Another time, my DH and I were Christmas shopping at a local mall - it isn't very big and it gets WAY crowded during the holidays. For the life of me, I don't even know why my husband was with me - he hates to shop. Anyway, we were walking amoung the crowds and every now and jumping into a store, etc. Well, we had just come out of one store and merged into all the people. He let out this huge fart and was really nasty....without skipping a beat, he turned to me and rather loudly said "Whew! What did you eat today??!!". I about died! Course, I am sure that everyone knew it was him --- I hoped anyway!

LMAO