Here it goes:
(1) All of them sleeps in our bed (2 yorkies and 1 Maltese)
(2) They have bunch of clothes
(3) They don't walk outside without shoes on
(4) They never got spank
(5) They have a playroom full of toys
(6) They get groomed daily (by me and my husband and sometimes, my daughter)
(7) They were on an expensive pet carrier and needless to say, mom is carrying a $3.00 clearance purse from Biglots and so on and so on.... |