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Catrina · 01-06-2007, 01:59 AM

I wonder what a Yorkie would say! :-D

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

* Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
* Rottweiler: Make me.
* Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
* Lab: Oh, me, me!! Pleeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
* German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and done a perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
* Jack Russell Terrrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
* Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
* Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
* Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
* And the Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

01-06-2007, 01:59 AM	#1
Catrina I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,434	hehe thought this was cute I wonder what a Yorkie would say! :-D How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? * Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. * Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? * Rottweiler: Make me. * Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. * Lab: Oh, me, me!! Pleeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? * German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and done a perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. * Jack Russell Terrrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. * Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. * Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. * Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. * And the Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?