I'm so sorry you got hurt and i know it's not funny but the whole i stepped on my own toe thing just got me i can't stop laughing at the way you said it
i choked on my Drink and i was over here coughing my brains out as it was coming out my nose lol it just reminds me of the many injuries from Peeka!! I was stepping over a baby gate once (which is hard enough without a dog there) and Peeka got right under my foot i stopped halfway down and caught my foot on the top and fell over the gate thank goodness Peeka seen me falling and got out of the way i slammed my head on the floor and knocked myself silly!! I also now do the Yorkie shuffle now!