Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 thingyer Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be reward.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.... Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
