Bled through your jeans?!
Yikes! That sounds painful- hope you feel better soon! I am always tripping, spilling something, breaking something- basically embarrassing myself however possible. I once saw a card that said something like; "You will do stupid things. Do them with flair." You definitely did it with flair!
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226