It never fails when me and my Kodak are outside or in the store, some idiot says: That's not a real dog, that's a dayum toy!

I've heard this expression from all IDIOTS alike, including neighbors, relatives and people I don't know.

Then they go on to say, I hope you didn't pay a lot, or my kids or my dog could not be around anything that small.
I'm like WTH? And in my mind I'm saying, that's why your azz don't have one!