Since you guys all share your GROSS and DISGUSTING yorkie stories, I'm going to too! (I needed moral support, and my husband was more interested in going back to sleep!!!) If you get easily grossed out, don't read any further, and consider yourself warned...
We have this routine every morning:
5:30: Emma jumps off bed, pees. Comes back to bed
6:15: Emma jumps off bed, poops, waits for me to pick up the poop and flush 6:45: both of us wake up, Emma gets fed, day goes on, it works great
Well, this morning, it was DIFFERENT:
5:00 Emma jumps down to pee, came back to bed
5:30 I wake up, check for poop, don't see it. I decide I need to go to the bathroom since I woke up, and push back the covers. And that's when I felt IT...
IT was cold, wet, and slimy. And then, the smell of IT wafted to my nose, and I realized IT was poop. But this was not just ANY poop, IT was puked-up poop! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!
Emma ate her poop, and then puked it up on my bed!!! So, I was up at 5:30 this morning, scrubbing poop and barf out of our dry-clean only duvet cover, white sateen sheets, and mattress pad. We all know that poop and vomit both smell disgusting, but there is no comparable smell until you roll all that into one horrifying smell at 5:30 in the morning.
I love my Emma, she's the perfect Yorkie for me
, but WHY OH WHY must she, being so small, create such terrible things and smells?!?!