LMAO funny you should mention the piddle pads. Ok so I can't believe I'm admitting to this
So one time in the car, I was stuck in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much traffic it was unbelievable. And being a total nitwit I didn't go pee at the office, so I had to go BAD!!! I was about 20 minutes from home and I was having a hard time holding it. There was some piddle pads behind my seat. I always have some incase Coco needs to go. I was about to pull one out and pee on it
when traffic cleared and I jammed home in like 8 minutes and went like a normal human
I ALMOST did and might have had the traffic gotten worse or stayed the same..lol...and I've never had bull's penis..lol