OK, nix the Get Serious.

I'd like to get serious with the maker of that bottle of perfumed water!

Why can't they make something that works? How many years have dogs been peeing on our carpets?
I work in a research lab. Maybe our chemists have some ideas.

I'll check. Although last time they tried to make something cool - they blew up the new hot sink - not cool.
BUT, I bought a little hand-held steam cleaner this week on eBay. I should get here soon. We'll see if that helps along with one of the enzyme thingies.