Dear Hawwie Ann, When you come to Iwwinois, wet's go shopping! We can take de twain to Chicago and go to Bwoomingdale's, Neiman Marcus, Saks, and Fiwene's! Den we can go out to wunch wif our mommies and go to da beauty parwor and get our hair and nails done! Maybe we could go see Opwah! Wuv, Wexy