Got this email today and thought I would share - I didn't read it all the way through, so sorry if there is anything offensive in it!
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 - Vice principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle,
goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled
off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors
called in for traumatized students and teachers.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake
hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail,
nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny
and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by principal.
Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his dad gives
him a whipping.
1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed
to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and
their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache
medicine to school.
1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with principal out
on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug
violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - Five high school boys leave town. Mary does her senior
year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle school counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets
an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge.
Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English,
goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching
English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files
class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's
English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing
lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from
the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle,
blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes
his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him
to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses
her job. She faces 3 years in state prison.
And THIS is progress??