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> Subject: HOW MANY DOGS TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB
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> short read, long email, cute!!!!
> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?
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2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
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3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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4. Rottweiler: Make me.
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5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.
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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!
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7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just
one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
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8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.
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9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb!
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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.
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11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking
light bulb."
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12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little circle...
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14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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> How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
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"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner,
and a massage?"
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> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
> HAVE STAFF!
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> WHY GOD MADE PETS
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> They help out around the house...

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> They protect our children ...
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> They look out for the smaller ones ...
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> They show us how to relax ... They "converse" with each other
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> They help you when you're down ...
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> They are great at decorating for the Holidays
They have "great" expectations
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> They are Patriotic
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> They are happy to "test" the water ...
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> They love their "teddies"

> They know who's "BOSS"
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> AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
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> HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
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> It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
> LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
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> Ah. . . . That's all folks!
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