Hewwo! Dis is Wexy! Wast night my paw was hurting and my mommy wushed me to da dogtor. Da dogtor said I scwaped my pad on da concwete dwiveway and would be otay. Mommy was wewieved!!!! Anyway da big news is...da dogtor wieghed me and I weigh 2 1/2 pounds! I am 5 monfs old! Aren't I big girl??
Daddy is mad to me dough. I ate da table weg just a wittle. Mommy spwayed da whole tichen wif deodowant and now evweything tastes bad and is sticky! Daddy doesn't wike da sticky part eiver.
I hope I outgwow dis wood chewing fing soon! I'm afwaid Dady might get da fwyswatter! He doesn't weally hit me wif it, but it scares me and I don't wike it!
What's a wittle table weg anyway? It sure was dood while it wasted!!!!
Wuv, Wexy
