 A few more....
Two innebriated Auburn fans are walking along a railroad track. One says, "Darn! These stairs are killin' me!" The other says, "It's ain't the stairs I can't stand, it's the low handrails!"
Q: What does the average Auburn student get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: How do you know if an Auburn fan has a girlfriend?
A: There's tobacco spit on both sides of the truck.
Q: What are the longest 3 years of an Auburn student's life?
A: His freshman year. |