[Jenn218]

I think I posted this before......but can't remember...this was an email. ---NOTE: it is not from me...just sending it the way it was typed in the email!!

More of one of those "here's your sign" things instead of a joke...but still!

The Purina Diet

I have a Labrador Retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow
at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally
complete. So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her slurping
on a coke.

Horrified about the intensive care part, she asked if I'd been poisoned.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my rectum and a car hit me.

The tall heavy man who was slurping on a coke proceeded to blow it out his nose.