OMG, this thread is cracking me up!
Leila is a belcher. I had never heard a dog burp before I got her, but after she is done eating she always lets out a loud manly belch! It's kinda funny. As far as the other end, she is a fan of the "silent slider". You don't know about it until you smell it, and she is always very nonchalant about it.
Now Gidget, I have never heard her break wind either way. You aren't going to believe this though.... until TONIGHT! I was holding her in my arms and I heard this small sound come from somewhere. I was like, what was that? I ignored it. Then, as I was reading this thread, I heard it again, a little louder and longer this time. She turns her head toward her butt like she is looking for the source of the sound! Little booger was pooting on me!!!!

And her timing was impeccable!