 funnies
Should we ask for a section for posting funnies or is off topic the best place?
To that:
Retired people
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day Liz and I went into town & went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him & said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us & continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Liz called him a s**thead. He finished the 2nd ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a 3rd ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didnt care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired........... It's important at our age |