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Well I have a few to tell, but will only tell one.
One Sunday after church my husband decided we would go out for lunch with the grandchildren. We left from the church to the restaurant in town. It has a big buffet so the grandchildren just loves it there. We get there an of course I had to go to the restroom so everyone went ahead to get the table and I would meet and find them when I was done.
I did my duty and washed my hands and went out of the restroom to the dining area. I stopped to see if I could find my party an seen they were already in the line at the buffet. I went on up and stood behind my husband and waited. The next thing I know there is a peck on my shoulder an I turned around and a Lady motioned that she wanted to tell me something. I turned around an she whispered in my ear that my Skirt was tucked inside my panty hose and my Butt was just a shining!
Now since these are PANTY hose I don't where Panties with them. My butt was shining away. I turned quickly and told my husband and asked " what do I do" He of course the man he is .. said " Just pull it out and get a plate"! .. I was absolutely crying! So I backed up against the buffet and pulled it out. Everyone in the resturant was laughing and pointing at me when I filled my plate up and went back to the table they all were sitting. I made sure I had enough and got my dessert so I didn't have to go back up there.. I was so embarrased.
Another time I had toilet paper sticking out my trousers all the way down the hallway to the elevator. It had to be at least 25 foot long! it even went down the stairs and around the corner and didn't break! I was told about it when I was standing at the elevator waiting for it to open. Everyone had a good laugh that day too!
My husband tell everyone not to go out with me cause I never know what I am going to do to embarrass him!
Sorry so long! I have others to tell too!
Brenda & Bobo & Libby & Max says HI!