Every single thing you have just said I have heard a groomer say before, LOL. I know it is alot of work - I can only IMAGINE. Stedman gets brushed every single day, sometimes twice a day...and bathed once a week. We use a great shampoo, although I do groom him myself. I am TOO picky about the way I want his hair done - I don't even bother with taking him in anymore

I'd probably drive a groomer CRAZY explaining how I want his hair, so I figure it is just easier to do it myself

And I know they say that dogs are usually better for other people rather than their owners when it comes to grooming - however, I guess he is so used to me doing it now he just sits there, still as can be for mommy
I think it is GREAT that you are taking an interest in this and learning all about it. It is great to know that there are groomers out there who really DO care and who are in it for the love of the dogs