Caution: Extreme Yuck factor. read at your own discretion I was on my first date with my ex fiance, and we had planned on having a light dinner and then meet up with my best friend for her birthday. we had dinner at a little restaurant that looked clean enough. I have a very sensitive stomach and anything and almost everything can give me the runs (by now, I'm sure all of you can guess what happened next). after dinner, we were on our way to meet up with my friend and as some of you in new york may know, the traffic on the L.I.E is almost always at a stand still. anyway, my stomach started acting up and i was sweating profusely trying to hold it in and the traffic wasn't helping. so i pleaded with him to get off at the next exit and look for a restroom because i had to "pee" real bad (I was 18 and girls didn't burp, fart or do #2 or at least not to the knowledge of boys). When we finally stopped at a Dunkin Donuts, I ran like a race horse to the restroom. 2 feet before the restroom door, I felt my stomach rumble and that's it. I had lost control of my muscles. needless to say, i had to throw out my underwear and clean myself up in the bathroom and go commando the rest of the night. what's worse was when i got out, my boyfriend said he had to use the bathroom. when he came out, he said "wow, the person that was in the bathroom before you stunk up the bathroom real bad!" I chuckled nervously and said "yeah tell me about it. i had to hold my breath the whole time i was in there." I was mortified!!!! We've never spoken about that incident since and we were together for 4 years and from that day on, I ALWAYS pick the restaurants.
I hope that this post doesn't turn me into the girl who everyone refers to as the "poop" girl from YT
__________________  ~ Amy ~ |