I probably shouldn't tell this story, but my friends and I still laugh so hard about it that tears roll down our cheeks. I went for a boat ride up the bayou one evening with two guy friends of mine. I had been drinking beer all day and we took plenty with us. Needless to say, I had to relieve myself several times during the trip. The guys would turn their heads, I would hang myself over the side of the boat and all was well.
We had passed a few people here and there, but no real traffic. We saw a couple of kids in a canoe, another boat or two. When it came time for me to go again, we did the same as always. I looked upstream and saw nobody. So, I pulled down my pants, hung my fat butt over the boat, turned around, and there were the two boys in the canoe. All I could say was "And that boys, is what an old lady's ass looks like." We all almost fell out of the boat.
Those two boys were probably ruined for life! |