If you were to ask me the question "What's your problem," I could easly give you six pages - heck, maybe eight or ten! Somehow I don't think that's the assignment

I know that when I've had to write essays for college, I sort-of bulls**tted (excuse the language) my way through them and it worked every time. In my case, they were looking more for proper sentence structure and puncuation than content. Have fun with it, and remember, if you do well, you'll never have to write on this subject again