For some reason this joke popped in my head.
2 guys were out at the park on a hot summer day with their dogs. Joe had a lovely German Shepherd. Mike had a darling little York.
As they sat around for awhile Joe suggested they go for a beer. Mike said... "We can't! We have the dogs!"
Joe said "Follow me and do what I do"
They toddled a few blocks down to the local watering hole, Joe slipped on his sunglasses and started thru the door. The bartender spotted him and said "HEY! You can't bring a dog in here!" Joe quickly replied "Seeing eye dog!" The barkeep said "Oh, sorry man, come on in."
Mike seeing how easy it was donned his sunglasses and started thru the door. The everwatchful bartender said "HEY! You can't bring a dog in here!"
Mike paused for an ever so slight second and replied... "Seeing eye dog!"
The bartender stopped and blustered.... "But that's a Yorkie!"
Without missing a beat Mike replied in a loud confused voice...
"WHAT!?!? They gave me a YORKIE??"
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Anyway, a pair of sunglasses and your all set for Halloween!
And my apologies to anyone I may have insulted. But I did get this joke from a friend who is legally blind. |