I found this on a website & thought it was cute
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http://www2.fwi.com/~williams/twelcome.html)
How To Make Yorkie Pie
Take one Yorkie, roll and play until lightly pampered,
then add the following ingredients:
1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise
and 1 1/2 cups fun - blend well.
Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until
Yorkie has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner
and Yorkie are one.
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(original text altered slightly changing “Puppy” to “Yorkie”)