Hello, my name is Venus, and I have the meanest Mommie on earth, I really do
Look what she did to the cord to the laptop
Now how am I going to chew on it way up there, like all my other friends here do?
Mommie has been on this board wayyyyy too long! She's learing too much from you all. She's so fast, she's one step ahead of me now. I can't get by with anything anymore. Please quit giving her any new ideas, she seems to have enough on her own.
And I hope I never find out which ones Mommie told her to use that yucky tasting clear deoderant on the furniture, and the meat tenderizer in my food
I can't even eat my poop , or enjoy munching on a nice oak table leg or 4.