Where I work everyone has children so I just start talking about how proud I am that Hallie and SImon pottied on the pad or how cute they are at daycare and eveyone looks at me like I'm crazy!
I've also learned how to strategically place myself in the bed AROUND 2 little dogs that have mastered the art of stealing the covers and the entire King size bed
I'm sure I have more but I'm still waking up