I'm not allowed to move Oscar's toys 'cause he puts them right back where he wants them......
Clothing (read underwear, socks, bras) CANNOT be left on the floor. The personals will end up in his bed, on the couch, or wherever he decides to curl up with them.....
I'm not allowed to go ANYWHERE in the house without being followed--he must know exactly what I'm doing at all times....using the bathroom will never be private again....
You haven't lived until you've stepped in cold pee, warm pee, or poo.....usually when you're still in your jammies and you've just woken up...
He IS a big dog, and no one is gonna tell him any different...
Just when I thought I'd seen it all from him, he does something else to surprise me and make me laugh
