Give her a copy of this... LOL
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following
message on our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain
About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off
the furniture (that's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and
doesn't speak clearly. Dogs are better than kids... they eat
less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to
train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't
hang out with drug-using friends (unless the cat that also
lives here has a cat-nip addiction, but that won't kill
him/her). They don't smoke or drink, don't worry about
having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes,
and don't need a gazillion dollars for university - and if
they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
This has been posted on YT a few times now and I love it... |