Don't want a high chair, but let me see. I have a litter of puppies right now.
They all have their own baby blankets, pacifiers, Dex heartbeat teddy bears. The pen area is steel bars so it is covered on the bottom with a crib bumper of course - they also have the matching blanket.
I also have a baby bassinet Moses type basket with an adorable cradle bumper pad and quilt set. I have a little baby bed made for those that want to sleep with their infant which offers some protection against rolling over on them. It also has a night light so you can check on the pup during the night.
They have a Graco play yard and a stroller.
So I guess I won't be laughing at anyone who wants to purchase the highchair!

Dogs at the table are not allowed in my house; however, when my kids were young, we would open the window by the breakfast table and their horse ate a bowl of cereal with them every morning!