Hi Gingewr dis is Stedmans. Pwease watch out for dat Gwinch! I fink him is scawwy tuz hims gween. I wike da Who's tho dey are kewt. Especiawwy Cindy Woo-Who wif da bwonde haiwr. I wike when her sings dat sowng. I fink yew wook so kewt. I rewwy wike yer haiwr Gingewr. And I fink I want yew tew be my girwlfwiend.
Mommy chowpped my haiwr a wiggle n now I wook kinda siwwy. But pwease don't waff at me Gingewr! My haiwr gwows back rewwy fast! Wewll, I bettew go now tuz dat mommy says dat it's my baff time adain! I jus hate my baff times! I fink dis time I might wiggle around for dat mommy and make her a wiggle mad at me tuz it's tinda funny tew me and makes me waff
Otay. I'm dunna go take my baff now. I wuv yew Gingewr