[Jenn218]

Purina Diet

I have a Labrador Retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete. So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her slurping on a super-size coke.

Horrified about the intensive care part, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my
rectum and a car hit me.

The tall heavy man who was slurping on a coke proceeded to blow it out his nose.

A great come back for that stupid question......This joke was an email forward.....I just had to share it!!!!