ssguzzy828 and charlie bear : YOU GUYS ARE TOOOOOO FUNNY! Although they are good suggestions

I just came back from my house and the dog was in his usual spot...in the dog house with his head sticking out. My heart hurts
every time

And no I don't think this lady will change her ways. I mean she's like 400lbs, so it's out of the question for her to walk the dog. She told me she had arthritis in her knee (!?!) Thanks again guys!