GREAT Narration and I swear - I was getting ready for the big BOOM where you said they cut their top knots totally OFF

That's unreal isn't it ? (loved the PetEdge comment lol)
I have a feeling you need to count your blessings is all they have is flyaways - BUT - you are so right - From what I've seen a few groomers do to my girls showed me I could do it better AND Save the $40 PER dog charge
Way to go winning the contest

maybe you could write them a little REVIEW and mail it - no names of course
That's cute about your dad